June 2011
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I talk in my sleep
And the other day Boyfriend told me I was assuring him that it was okay if he bought hippo salt and pepper shakers…
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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May 2011
149 posts
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May 31st
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“There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been....”
– Isaac Asimov (via themadeshop)
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 30th
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May 29th
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May 28th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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“I am not what happened to me, I am what I choose to become.”
– Carl Gustav Jung (via loveyourchaos)
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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“Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your...”
– Lawrence Krauss
May 24th
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May 24th
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Listentfail: Death Cab For Cutie – Brothers On A Hotel...
May 24th
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May 23rd
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He only encourages my bad behavior
me: Can I just be on a tomato juice/bloody mary diet?
Boyfriend: all day erry day?
me: yup yup. Occasionally food but mostly tomatoes and vodka
Boyfriend: sounds healthy to me
me: yessssssssssss
Boyfriend: you never did get that vodka for your bloody marys did you?
me: nope. But I'm drinking the juice anyway
Boyfriend: aww
get drunk while your work. im sure that would help the day go smoothly
me: I probably shouldn't. I'll mouth off to my boss and be belligerent by the time you're home.
Boyfriend: baah
hogwash
me: lol
you say that now
next thing you know I'm stealing booze, flipping you off and crying
Boyfriend: every now and again of course
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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“Begin with an individual, and before you know it you find that you have created...”
– F Scott Fitzgerald, “Rich Boy” (via drinkyourjuice)
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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Linnea Strid
-littlebirddd: http://www.flickr.com/photos/linneastrid/
May 21st
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“My heart says one thing, my head says another. It’s very hard to get your head...”
– Woody Allen, Crimes and Misdemeanors (via mykicks)
May 21st
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 19th
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“You know, I’m waiting for the day where some sociologist or psychologist writes...”
– Divorce Court’s Judge Lynn Toler, who is clearly an idiot, because like, duh. That article’s been written a million times. (via molls)
May 19th
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Last night at the bar
I was complimented on my “Eastern European gait” Definitely one of the more original comments I’ve received.
May 19th
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