June 2011
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I talk in my sleep
And the other day Boyfriend told me I was assuring him that it was okay if he bought hippo salt and pepper shakers…
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May 2011
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There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been....
– Isaac Asimov (via themadeshop)
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I am not what happened to me, I am what I choose to become.
– Carl Gustav Jung (via loveyourchaos)
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Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your...
– Lawrence Krauss
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He only encourages my bad behavior
me: Can I just be on a tomato juice/bloody mary diet?
Boyfriend: all day erry day?
me: yup yup. Occasionally food but mostly tomatoes and vodka
Boyfriend: sounds healthy to me
me: yessssssssssss
Boyfriend: you never did get that vodka for your bloody marys did you?
me: nope. But I'm drinking the juice anyway
Boyfriend: aww
get drunk while your work. im sure that would help the day go smoothly
me: I probably shouldn't. I'll mouth off to my boss and be belligerent by the time you're home.
Boyfriend: baah
hogwash
me: lol
you say that now
next thing you know I'm stealing booze, flipping you off and crying
Boyfriend: every now and again of course
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Begin with an individual, and before you know it you find that you have created...
– F Scott Fitzgerald, “Rich Boy” (via drinkyourjuice)
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Linnea Strid
-littlebirddd:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/linneastrid/
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My heart says one thing, my head says another. It’s very hard to get your head...
– Woody Allen, Crimes and Misdemeanors (via mykicks)
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You know, I’m waiting for the day where some sociologist or psychologist writes...
– Divorce Court’s Judge Lynn Toler, who is clearly an idiot, because like, duh. That article’s been written a million times. (via molls)
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Last night at the bar
I was complimented on my “Eastern European gait”
Definitely one of the more original comments I’ve received.